There’s days when I need Dorothy Parker to entertain me and this is one of them. No matter what, she’ll change the subject, bring a smile, a shake of the head or pure wonderment.
Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty. (Dorothy Parker)
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye. (Dorothy Parker)
Time may be a great healer but it’s a lousy beautician. (Dorothy Parker)
There’s a hell of a difference between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. (Dorothy Parker)
That woman speaks eighteen languages and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them. Dorothy Parker).