There’s days when I need Dorothy Parker to entertain me and this is one of them. No matter what, she’ll change the subject, bring a smile, a shake of the head or pure wonderment.
Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty. (Dorothy Parker)
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye. (Dorothy Parker)
Time may be a great healer but it’s a lousy beautician. (Dorothy Parker)
There’s a hell of a difference between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. (Dorothy Parker)
That woman speaks eighteen languages and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them. Dorothy Parker).
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Love Dorothy Parker, the third one is my favourite of these…
Cris, I’m also intrigued to hear which ones other people love! There’s just so many gems!
Literally a literal genius. I love the darkness of her Resumé poem. Black comedy at its absolute best.
Can’t get much darker than that but she carries it off with gusto.
I love the first three, though the third is the one that made me laugh out loud 🙂
Me too! DP has to be the best of them all.
Great quotes… LoL that 3rd one especially! 🙂 💜 Jackie@KWH
Glad you enjoyed them. I need a DP fix most days.