In these days of positivity, you’re not really meant to admit to being stupid about stuff but I’m bursting with words and sayings that sing idiocy. And, who among us doesn’t lie, sit, dance, waver, wave , reel, do handstands and U-turns on the idiotic continuum most of the time?
It’s great to have a repertoire of words with which to tick oneself off for foolishness so just in case you’d like a menu, here’s a few starters.
#1. Meet the eejit …
#2. What a big galute!
#3. The Irish didn’t create the word amadán for nothing.
#4. Okay, okay, I know I’m a right gom.
#5. I think I’ll give grinds on loop-the-lu-las after that performance.
#6. They obviously saw this gomdoodle coming
#7. How could I have been such a clown?
#8. Yes, I’ll have to admit it after THAT: ‘I am a complete and utter head-the-ball.’
#9. As Dad used to say, ‘I’m thicker than the walls of China and they are thick indeed.’
#10. In the immortal words of Uncle Wilfred, ‘I’m a little eegit.’